things in my refrigerator:

a dozen eggs (almost out of date); half a jar of pickles (dill, slices); brown mustard (squeeze bottle); red seedless grapes (past prime); half a quart of soy milk (organic); antibiotics for the cat (they smell like bubblegum); caesar salad dressing (in a glass jar); half a bag of salad (inedible); the kind of peanut butter that has to be stirred (almost gone); half and half (just bought today); and other things i can't remember. the light goes out all the time.